from a frustrated victim of chain mails
dear all,
i wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008 and are continuing to do so in 2009.
- i stopped drinking coca cola after i found out that it's good for removing toilet stains.
- i stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with aids.
- forwarded hundreds of mails and am still waiting for the free desktop, laptop, camera, cellphone, etc.
- i smell like a wet dog since i stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.
- i don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes i even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.
- i stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then i get a phone bill with calls to uganda, pakistan, singapore and tokyo.
- i stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that i will get sick from the rat feces and urine.
- when i go to parties, i don't look at any girl no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
- i also donated all my savings to the amy bruce account. a sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993)
- still open to helping somebody from nigeria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle's property of $100 million.
- made some hundred wishes before forwarding those ganesha, tirupathi balaji pictures. now most of those 'wishes' are already married (to someone else).
